Joke: Different Types of Nurses

> It starts with categories of Nurse’s groupings:

1.The almost RETIRING NURSE who is leaving in a few years or months so sees no need of frighting…

2.The BORN AGAIN NURSE who says everything is evil and sin, so !!tuvumilie tu!!!

3.The EDUCATED NURSE who feels amesoma sana kuliko wengine, so others comes behind them and they feel uncompairable to anyone…

4.The STATUS QUO NURSE, not here, nor there, just there, report to work and leave, that’s all, detached with anything else within the profession…

5. The “I DON’T KNOW NURSE “totally lost and detached with her profession, no idea what’s happening, always caught unaware…

6. The” IN SCHOOL” NURSE, always busy in books and has no time to know anything happening about the profesion…

7. The BUSY NURSE who never create time for any meeting or anything else apart from her usual activities. They feel those who participate in fighting for nurses right are doing wrong and are just emotional, they are judgemental and are used so much by the managers and administrators who are enemies of nurses to frustrate nursing activities, they hide behind special duty allocations and have something they are doing for so ad so, very loyal to their “masters,”, the worst betrayers around us๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท, they are fast trackers of our moves to the mightier…

8. The “KNOW IT ALL NURSE”, who has monopoly of ideas and if others don’t follow their way of reasoning or doing things, they resist every move and efforts made by others, even what is of great value to our progress. These are mostly the different categories of leaders and some individuals…

9. The “RESISTANT NURSE”, resists everything, and very uncooperative, never participates in anything of professsion, even the best…

10.”The ENLIGHTENED NURSE, educated, empowered, smart, critical thinker cooperative, articulative participator, team player, organized and well oriented nurse. These nurses knows their rights and fights for them head on. They know the power of unity, cooperation and solidarity, they call it as it is. They are ready to walk the talk and protect their union. Actually they are WBCs of the profession, protecting it day and night…

 

* When all these come together and invade the PROFESSION, INFLAMMATION starts and the PATHOPHYSIOLOGY continues๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

> So pick your number and tell me where you belong…๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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